a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form. “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”
THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO
IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE
I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN WITH BOLD ITALIC CAPS LOCK HOW MUCH I WANT TO GO THERE
So there’s this girl who was in my class this week. 8 years old, named Bella. Yesterday she was absent, and this was because she was visiting her father on set. Because her father is Mark Ruffalo.
I spent a week supervising Mark Ruffalo’s daughter and didn’t know until the last day of class.
Imagine if mark Ruffalo saw this on tumblr…
What do you mean ‘imagine’? He probably already did
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.